Lunchbox: Mostly bad news … sorry

Let the voters decide: A Republican state lawmaker has pre-filed a bill that proposes letting Kentucky voters consider a constitutional amendment to legalize slots. Under Georgetown Sen. Damon Thayer’s proposal, the referendum — if approved — would allocate at least $100 million of slots revenue to the state’s struggling horse industry. At this point, however, it doesn’t look like Democrats want to let the people weigh in, at least not at the polls: “I see no sentiment in our caucus for support of Damon Thayer’s bill,” said Senate Minority Leader Ed Worley, a Richmond Democrat.

Slain waitress: A woman’s body was discovered yesterday afternoon in a suitcase behind a Dumpster in the 200 block of East Kentucky Street in Old Louisville. Police says the remains are those of 45-year-old Dorie Eppler, who lived a few blocks away, and also worked at the nearby Ollie’s Trolley restaurant, where she reportedly had been employed as as waitress for more than a decade.

Suicide?: The Associated Press is reporting that investigators looking into the troubling death of Census worker Bill Sparkman near Manchester, Ky., are pursuing the possibility that he might have committed suicide, despite the appearance of foul play. Sparkman, 51, was found tied to a tree on Sept. 12, bound with duct tape with the word “fed” scrawled on his chest. Anonymous law enforcement officials have told the AP that although his hands were bound, they were loose enough to allow him to tie himself to the tree.

Military base massacre: Yesterday’s shooting at Fort Hood, Texas, left 13 dead and 30 wounded. The alleged gunman, Maj. Nidal M. Hasan, was an Army psychiatrist on the verge of his first deployment. The 39-year-old from Arlington, Va., is recovering in a hospital after being shot during the rampage. Hasan’s aunt told The Washington Post her nephew had been harassed about being a Muslim since 9/11: ”I know what that is like,” she said. “Some people can take it, and some cannot. He had listened to all of that, and he wanted out of the military, and they would not let him leave …”


Louisville #1 In Jergens Consumption

Ahh, November sweeps: That salacious, pre-Christmas season when major networks unleash their most sensational “news” stories to grab the attention of ‘Merica’s lowest common denominators so bigger advertising dividends will be paid. In the case of WLKY, we’ve got internet porn searches.

Specifically, Louisville is the de facto capital of naughty internet searches, meaning that we spend more time Googling ‘Lady GaGa + transvestite’ than the average horny bear, which somehow our chamber of commerce cannot successfully market.

Louisville is known for a lot of things. Whether it’s horse racing, bourbon or basketball, the city often scores national and worldwide attention.

But the ‘Ville now has another distinction: It ranks No. 1 as the city most likely to search for obscene material online, at least according to BusinessInsider.com, which used Google Trends for a 2008 study.

According to their math, Louisville has the greatest percentage of people searching for naughty words online.

WLKY spoke with some who believe the math is correct, and others who said we’ll need more than just one study before we should call Louisville obscene.


Easy Rider

Kentucky may become the new home of a Harley-Davidson manufacturing plant. According to The Courier-Journal, the flailing chopper-maker is considering relocating a 2,500 employee Pennsylvania facility to the greener, cheaper pastures of the Commonwealth.

Like many manufacturers, Harley-Davidson is consolidating in the wake of declining sales and is exploring how to cut costs with its largest union. The current union contract, with an average wage of $23 per hour, expires in February.

In September a spokesman for Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell said the state had assembled $15 million in taxpayer-funded incentives for capital repairs and remediation of the company’s 232-acre site in York County.

Gov. Steve Beshear released a statement Wednesday that said Harley-Davidson’s announcement “is a testament to the workforce, business climate, and overall quality of life which Kentucky offers.”

And in this economy, one’s abject destitution is another’s meal ticket. Let the incentive war begin…


Lunchbox: 1600 Sesame Street

What we audit do: The Metro Council’s Government Accountability Committee unanimously approved the “open books” ordinance, a city bill sponsored by Councilman Jim King, D-10, and Kelly Downard, R-16, which would force companies receiving city tax dollars to make their expenditures public. The measure was drafted in response to the refusal by The Cordish Cos., developer and owner of 4th Street Live, to show how they spent a $950,000 loan given to refurbish a downtown bowling alley in the entertainment district.

The elephants in the room: Louisville hasn’t had a Republican mayor in four decades, which makes the mayoral candidacies of developer and political activist Chris Thieneman and Metro Councilman Hal Heiner, R-19, an uphill battle to say the least. WFPL’s Gabe Bullard takes a closer look at the two GOP candidates for mayor, who say they’re friends and agree in their criticisms of Mayor Jerry Abramson, but couldn’t be more different in their styles.

What about Meloche: Though he’s set to resign effective Jan. 1, there are increasing calls for Louisville Metro Animal Services Director Gilles Meloche to leave now. In an editorial to the Courier-Journal, Councilman Kevin Kramer, R-11, calls for Metro government to remove the embattled director immediately and open up the hiring process to experienced professionals. “We should move forward now, not in two or more months, to make real changes. We need MAS to adopt a climate of true professionalism and modernization, and we need to give the dedicated employees at MAS the leadership they deserve.”

Tell me how to get…: In just a few days it will be the 40th anniversary of Sesame Street, which has been an educational public service that has helped teach generations of children. And it’s fun too.

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Framed up: Earlier this week the U.S. Supreme Court listened to oral arguments in an important case over whether prosecutors can be sued for framing suspects. The case stems from two men, David Richter and Joseph Hrvol, who spent 26 years in prison for a murder they didn’t commit because prosecutors allegedly  coerced and coached witnesses, fabricated evidence and arrested them without probable cause. What the justices must weigh is whether allowing persons wrongfully convicted of crimes to sue prosecutors and lift their court room immunity would have a chilling effect on prosecutions.


UK Coal Controversy Continues

A little over a week ago, the University of Kentucky and Alliance Coal announced plans to name a new men’s basketball dormitory after a dirty, planet- and culture-killing fossil fuel known as “coal,” sparking campus protests that have elicited virtually no response from the university’s board of trustees and its figurehead, UK President Lee Todd, despite national television coverage.

Barefoot & Progressive has been doing a bang-up job covering this sad little war being waged in Kentucky’s academic nexus, the latest front being a passive-aggressive guerrilla sign campaign.

Essentially, the debate over naming the dorm hits to the heart of the Commonwealth’s schizophrenic love-hate relationship with coal, provoking the usual responses from defenders of the energy source to the the more socially/environmentally conscious opponents (whom mainly seem opposed to the increasing privatization of a public university)… but have they not seen U of L’s Yum! athletics center?


America’s Most Awesome Hotel Plans Expansion

Yup yup: The  21c museum and boutique hotel — recently named the best hotel in these United States — will soon have a sister operation in downtown Cincinnati. From Business First:

The husband and wife team of Laura Lee Brown and Steve Wilson will open the second 21c hotel in the former Metropole Hotel… [and] will feature an 8,000-square-foot contemporary art museum, a 160-room boutique hotel and a Proof restaurant and bar.

New York City-based Deborah Berke & Partners Architects LLP, designers of the Louisville 21c hotel, also will design the Cincinnati hotel, according to the release. Alan Weiskopf of Pittsburgh-based Perfido Weiskopf Wagstaff + Goettle will serve as executive architect.

The $45 million renovation of the Metropole Hotel building is expected to begin in fall 2010.

But will there be red penguins?


Lunchbox: A (mostly) local news roundup

Safety first: The state is using revenue raised from taxing coal companies and charging permit fees to hire an additional 15 mine safety inspectors and 19 more employees to review permits. Gov. Steve Beshear says the new inspectors will help the state actually perform the number of inspections required by law, and “enhance our nationally recognized rescue team capabilities.”

Wanna bet?: Kentuckians looking to gamble now have another nearby option — Ohio. Voters in the buckeye state approved casino gambling at the polls yesterday after two decades of opposition. The measure — which made it through with 53 percent of the vote — is expected to bring thousands of jobs to Ohio. This of course is bad news for Indiana casinos, which will likely lose revenue. Meanwhile, casino proponents in the commonwealth say it’s time to let Kentuckians throw their money away (all in good fun of course) closer to home.

Learning is fun: Jefferson County Public Schools Superintendent Sheldon Berman took 40 days of professional leave during a 13-month period, during which time he traveled to destinations including California, Florida and South Africa. WHAS-11 uncovered the travels, along with credit card bills that reveal Berman has an appetite for fine cuisine, dining at places like Lilly’s and Le Relais on the taxpayers’ dime. Of course the JCPS chief says it was all in the name of education.

Crosstown rivalry: The Cards will take on the Bellarmine Knights tonight at Freedom Hall during the team’s second exhibition game. Coach Pitino says he plans to tinker with the lineup this evening in an effort to fine tune some things before the first real game later this month. Bellarime, by the way, is ranked No.1 in Division II.


Health Reform You Can Believe In (?!)

The numbers on Congress’ health care reform bill are in, and I can honestly say I’m shocked — in a good way. In what may be the first time in recent memory that Congress hasn’t totally screwed the pooch on a Big Issue, it appears as though Obama’s push to reform our dysfunctional health care system is yielding huge dividends for lower and middle-income Americans.

Here’s the scoop from a press release; we hope you’re sitting down (which you probably are, unless you surf the internet like a horse):

According to a new analysis by MIT Professor and CBO health advisor Dr. Jonathan Gruber, the Affordable Health Care for America Act (H.R. 3962) will lower premiums and improve coverage for individuals and families purchasing in the non-group market.  The MIT study estimates that an individual and a family of four would save from $470 and from $1,260, respectively, in health insurance premiums, even without subsidies.  The savings would be even greater for low- and middle- income individuals and families who qualify for affordability credits that can amount to thousands of dollars per year.

“This analysis confirms that the House Democratic health care legislation will lower premiums for individuals and families who purchase insurance in the Exchange,” said Chairman Henry A. Waxman, Chairman Charles B. Rangel, and Chairman George Miller.  “The individual health care market is the part of the health care system that is most dysfunctional today.  The Affordable Health Care for America Act will reform that market in a way that will reduce premiums.”

The MIT estimates are based on an analysis of the bill and the CBO report released yesterday which found that the premiums in the Exchange would be significantly lower than the premiums in the non-group market.  The analysis noted that the savings are in addition to the more generous benefits that individuals and families will receive through the Exchange compared to the non-group market.  Dr. Gruber also noted that the lower premiums are “in addition to all the other benefits that this legislation will deliver to those consumers — in particular the guarantee, unavailable in most states, that prices would not be raised or the policy revoked if they became ill.” [A Press Release; bold emphasis mine]


Socialist Trees Invade White House Grounds

Barrack Obama’s communist National Park Service has planted a tree to commemorate the premier’s reign of terror. According to the Arbor Day website, the tree — a littleleaf linden — does not have a fondness for freedom or hotdogs, and prefers moist alkaline soil and sunlight instead.

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If you paid attention, you would have learned that the Olmstead Brothers — who designed many of Louisville’s finest parks — designed the layout for the White House Grounds as well, which is neat. Additionally, Obama’s tree replaces an oak planted by Republican President Benjamin Harrison in 1889, a fact that Glenn Beck has yet to hilariously exploit.


Will Work For Swine Flu

In what amounts to a sound argument for taking better care of our service economy’s indentured servants, The New York Times reports that alarming numbers of H1N1-infected wage slaves are reporting to work sick because, well, they can’t really afford to miss a day’s pay in this economy.

When Latisha Carter caught H1N1 from her 6-year-old daughter in June, she suffered headaches, chills and diarrhea, but she reported to her $13-an-hour help desk job at a Milwaukee insurer nonetheless. The temp agency that placed her does not offer her paid sick days.

“If you’re sick, they encourage you to stay home, but I couldn’t afford to take off if I wasn’t going to get paid,” said Ms. Carter, 29, who said she stuck to her small work area to avoid spreading the flu…

For many businesses, H1N1 has created a dilemma. “This is a very difficult issue for companies,” said Nina G. Stillman, a lawyer with Morgan, Lewis & Bockius who advises companies on sick-leave policy. “Employers who do not offer sick days are not prepared to offer them now, and they recognize that this may result in not achieving what they say they would like, which is that people who are sick stay home.”

The C.D.C. says that swine flu is widespread in 48 of the 50 states and has already hit as many as 5.7 million Americans.