If you ventured out to your favorite watering hole last night, chances are you ran into a handful of folks from your high school days, just as The Onion predicted in this story with the headline: 26-year-old to see every asshole he ever went to high school with on night before Thanksgiving.

It’s a hilarious take on the Thanksgiving eve phenomenon that is running into people you haven’t seen since the “good old days,” engaging in endless inane conversation, nodding, smiling and receiving unsolicited hugs.

Good times.