Oh God… this man just won’t stop. Turns out Senator Bats has apologized “for taking the Lord’s name in vain” when he cursed at fearful reporters yesterday morning.

According to a tersely written report by Nashville’s WZTV, Bunning said he was sorry for uttering the words “goddamn” when referring to tightly guarded internal polling results that he probably doesn’t even understand in the first place, which no doubt triggered his inner, incredibly-deranged Hulk.

In other news: boxing polar bears!