Now that it’s getting warmer outside, Sen. Jim Bunning’s Crazy Glands are working overtime. And when Bunning’s veins are coursing with the Crazy, why, the incumbent sumbitch could say just any ol’ crazy thing that pops into his head (which we now know is occupied by a Gremlin pulling on the tiniest of levers).


And the Gremlin is doing a bang up job:
“Do you know Arlen Specter will be 80, has had four bouts with cancer and he still wants to run for the U.S. Senate?” Bunning continued. “And I’m being criticized at 77 and healthy for wanting to run for the U.S. Senate by certain leadership people in my party. Give me a break.”
Asked if the leadership he was referring to was McConnell, Bunning answered: “Obviously. Do you want me to spell it out for you? Ph’nglui mglw’nafh C’thulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!!!!
And do you know what? We added that last part about demonic possession. Read the whole thing (with context) here.

