So sad, really, when two of your friends just can’t get along… you know the love is there, but it just comes out all wrong.

The latest passive-aggressive statement from Sen. Jim Bunning (R-Krazy) to his colleague and estranged friend Sen. Mitch McConnell involves the former accusing the latter of being a “control freak,” and then more or less tells him he cannot steer a boat, at which point Bunning notices music coming from outside his office window. He goes to open it and finds McConnell, clad in trench coat, standing on the lawn and holding a boombox above his head.

Or, at least that’s what should’ve happened.