Or would ‘Donkey-Fighting’ be more accurate? In any event, Jack “The Jaw” Conway claims that his Democratic primary rival Daniel “The Coal-Loving Homophobe” Mongiardo has spun the results of an internal poll, which depicts the Lt. Governor with a hilarious fifteen-point lead.

PageOne offers a succinct and rather biting response from Conway campaign manager Mark Riddle, who questioned the validity of the poll without directly calling the responsible polling firm, Garin-Hart-Yang Research Group, a gang of liars and hanger-ons to Old-New Left orthodoxy. [In fact, you can read their meaty post on it here, which also points out the 29% of undecideds who will likely decide this race]

Garin-Hart-Yang is the same firm, mind you, that conducted surveys for Hillary Clinton during her righteous primary jihad against Mr. Arugula Man — surveys that suffered from ethically-dubious methodology, to say the least (In other words, they make Nate Silver lose more hair), with questions so pointed they’d suffice as lawn darts.

Conway’s Twitter page is silent on the issue, so we can interpret that to mean they’re not frightened of GHY’s non-real numbers. Time, as they say, will tell…