Stupid puns aside: When we normally talk about the dangers of our addiction to foreign fossil fuels, we’re usually talking about some amorphous, bearded, turbin-wearing boogeyman standing atop an oil derrick, shooting an AK-47 into the air. As the following documentary illustrates, we don’t know what in fuck we’re talking about, as oftentimes the boogeyman wears a suit, his only weapon a briefcase:

It should be noted that the trial — which has already been delayed for 13 years — has been “postponed” again. Fill ‘er up…