We normally don’t admit to reading the Gawker, but this was simply too good to pass up. Behold this fascinating tale from a far away kingdom called “Brookland,” wherein a FOX NEWS reporter engages in a bit of SUV-jousting with cyclist Brian Dooda.
Dooda says he never laid hands on Broderick [The driver], whom, he says, stared with “cold psychotic intent” while Dooda was on his hood, and answered his pleas to stop with shrugs of the shoulders and the occasional “get the fuck out of here.”
“He wasn’t like hanging out the window screaming ‘you fucking pussy!’” Dooda says. “He spoke with his car.”