It’s Official: FOX NEWS Rampant with Assholes

We normally don’t admit to reading the Gawker, but this was simply too good to pass up. Behold this fascinating tale from a far away kingdom called “Brookland,” wherein a FOX NEWS reporter engages in a bit of SUV-jousting with cyclist Brian Dooda.

An excerpt:

Dooda says he never laid hands on Broderick [The driver], whom, he says, stared with “cold psychotic intent” while Dooda was on his hood, and answered his pleas to stop with shrugs of the shoulders and the occasional “get the fuck out of here.”

“He wasn’t like hanging out the window screaming ‘you fucking pussy!’” Dooda says. “He spoke with his car.”

2 Comments

  1. Charles Springer
    Posted June 11, 2009 at 11:21 pm | Permalink

    Do you ever watch Fox TV?

  2. jmeador
    Posted June 17, 2009 at 3:57 pm | Permalink

    More than I’d like, actually. I’m a huge fan of Glenn Beck, Hannity, and (of course) Papa Bear Hisself. Some of the best comedy on TV, IMHO.

    However, those idiots on Fox & Friends are the absolute worst thing to witness so early in the morning. Watching them is masochistic.

    What about you, Chuck?

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