Jack Conway’s campaign just sent out a blanket email earlier today announcing the $1.325 million his apparatus has raised during this first quarter of fundraising season. Sure, the figure is notable for a couple of reasons (it’s apparently the largest amount raised by a candidate in Kentucky history; it triples the amount raised by his Democratic opponent, Lt. Gov. Dan Mongiardo, and more than doubles the amount collected by KY secretary of state/Republican cyborg Trey Grayson; it’s a huge fucking number), but it’s a painfully obvious conclusion to draw when you consider two things.
Namely, the Commonwealth’s liberal blogosphere is virtually united behind the dashing AG, therefore securing his web supremacy for what will probably be a heated and ugly primary, conducted in true Kentucky fashion. (Fancy Farm will certainly host a hot one this year…)
It also doesn’t hurt Conway’s chances that Mongiardo is a baggage-laden ass clown whose participation in an increasingly disliked gubernatorial administration can only render futile any attempt the latter might undertake toward repackaging himself as something other than a baggage-laden ass clown. As PageOne hath noted, even Eastern Kentucky — Mongiardo’s hometurf — knows this: They gave Conway nearly $125,000. And these are people who can smell a carpetbagger from a mile off.
So what does it all mean? Nothing you didn’t already suspect, I guess, except that you’ll be seeing way more of Jack’s purdy mug on your digitally-transitioned TV sets than you will Lil’ Danny’s.



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“It also doesn’t hurt Conway’s chances that Mongiardo is a baggage-laden ass clown”
you said it, brother. also, a correction to note: Grayson is the secretary of state, not the treasurer.
Holy shit! I didn’t know people actually read this thing…
Candidate Ken Doll raised more money than Dr. Redneck… Film at 11:00…
I disagree with Dr. Dan 90% of the time, but what is Candidate Ken Doll for other than him being elected and everybody else losing???
I need more than people telling me what they want him to be for.
I’ll for voter Candidate Ken Doll or Dr. Dan over Senator Screwball, St. Trey or Dr. Paultard, but one of them needs to show me more to get my vote in the democratic primary.
Lou, Page One’s intrepid boy reporter has a secret file on all of of Jack Conway’s positions on issues. Thay are stored under Chairry at the Play House. Stay tuned
Sum fun, Jakie keeps that file with the pics of him and Dr. Simon and Todd having a three way back in the day when Jake was flirting with coming out as a Republican. You can ask Rich Miles about it.
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