Yes, your Prez. made a speech about health care reform that you probably didn’t watch because Dancing with Chainsaws was on FOX… but look: Buzz Aldrin confirms there be an alien White Castle in Martian country!

I have viewed the monolith in question (it looks weird!), but since I’m no scientist — much less a Buzz Aldrin — the only logical conclusions are that the former moonman let something slip that he shouldn’t have, has been posessed by a parasitic alien consciousness in order to convince members of our species to be sent to their certain Martian doom or is actually trying to make C-SPAN an exciting place. But, like health care reform (and Your President’s birth certificate), we will probably never know until it’s too late…