It looks like someone has already decided to craft a campaign ad splicing Jack Conway’s oh-so-shocking display of amoral, unborn-baby killing profanity with … scared children!

A caveat: The only problems with this ad are (1) it suggests that a man who’s just started a family of his own is, somehow, terrifying to stock footage of screaming children because of ancient words he used at a picnic, and that this, somehow, makes him unfit to be a senator, which is a little stupid, but okay; (2) it prominently features the Kentucky.com logo, which I’m sure the folks at the Lexington Herald-Leader might be nonplussed about; and most importantly (3) it could’ve been way funnier, like with scenes from “The Little Rascals” or “Kids” spliced in there, yet because it isn’t that funny I’m forced to think it was the work of a Mongiardite with an illegal copy of Adobe Premiere, so boo.

The only people who need to cover their ears are your grandparents, and they’re either dead or voting for the Lt. Governor anyway, so enjoy!