Pitino Press Conference UNCENSORED

The reverse-psychology¬†often employed by Bugs Bunny so rarely works outside of a cartoon setting, much less a sex scandal involving a hot-headed, high-profile college basketball coach and a woman who is, for all intents and purposes, quite possibly insane. Rick Pitino’s chastising of the media at his afternoon press conference attempted to do just that: By imploring people to not watch his combative, accusatory performance — the day after both Ted Kennedy and the economy died, apparently — he’s actually imploring more people to watch. Is this some kind of strategy we cannot fathom? Telling the media to go fuck themselves in front of innumerable recording devices owned, ostensibly, by the media?¬†

But wait! We have exclusive, unseen footage of Pitino’s meltdown that might shed some light on these and other matters. JUST DON’T WATCH IT!!!!


(This is known, colloquially, as a “psych,” BTW)

One Comment

  1. Tingle Klit
    Posted August 27, 2009 at 11:21 am | Permalink

    Great scene from great American movie. With me, as I get older, it’s become I’m mad as hell and well, fuck, whatev, I’m tired. Get off my lawn, that’s all I ask anymore.