Never before has the phrase “I don’t recall” sounded so beautiful. Here’s a little snippet from “The Gonzales Cantata,” a choral arrangement debuting this weekend at the Philadelphia Fringe Festival, a sort of “alt”-esque performing arts whathaveyou, in which former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee are rendered in the key of C-SPAN. (Har!)

Now if Gonzales’ predecessor, John Ashcroft, would just release a techno megamix of “Where the Eagles Soar,” then we’d be talking iTunes chart-topper.