You may remember this man, Pagano the Destroyer, from his days as the gun loving preacher who invited his flock to carry firearms during an “Open Carry Celebration” at his church in Valley Station. Now he is primarily a man of the gun, living a real-life Jerry Bruckheimer movie alongside a rabbi and a small army of Jewish mercenaries/ninjas, we think: “[Pagano is] working part-time at a local gun range and has helped form a group called the International Security Coalition of Clergy … with New York Rabbi Gary Moskowitz.” [The Courier-Journal]

Moskowitz recently appeared on the cover of The New York Post along with other Jews in religious garb on a synagogue platform — posing with guns drawn, to demonstrate his campaign for congregations to arm and train members to defend against attacks. Moskowitz contended that people have been taking his appeal more seriously since law-enforcement authorities arrested four men in May on charges they tried to blow up synagogues in New York.

“The writing’s on the wall,” he said. [C-J]

We cannot wait for this man to write his memoirs, once he has defeated the terrorists, so it can be optioned by Miramax. But who will play Pagano? Brad Pitt, naturally.