Barrack Obama’s communist National Park Service has planted a tree to commemorate the premier’s reign of terror. According to the Arbor Day website, the tree — a littleleaf linden — does not have a fondness for freedom or hotdogs, and prefers moist alkaline soil and sunlight instead.

If you paid attention, you would have learned that the Olmstead Brothers — who designed many of Louisville’s finest parks — designed the layout for the White House Grounds as well, which is neat. Additionally, Obama’s tree replaces an oak planted by Republican President Benjamin Harrison in 1889, a fact that Glenn Beck has yet to hilariously exploit.