Because the staff at LEO Weekly is committed to things like actual news gathering and other serious goings-on, we at FatLip forgot to inform you that today is Fat Tuesday. Although I’ve personally never heard of such a thing, apparently this hedonistic holiday is somehow related to wanton displays of gluttony and alcoholism, which is kind of like every other day here in ‘Merica. Please forgive us this minor oversight.
So in the spirit of simpler times, here’s a video of our last president — drunk off his fucking ass — long before he helped destroy the economy.
Unlike W., please be responsible and support your local watering holes!