David Adams, the campaign manager for The Anointed Holy Colonel Sir “Ayn” Rand Paul The Younger, MD, should be glad his candidate nixed an appearance on “Meet the Press,” lest he be felled by the rapier wit of… DAVID GREGORY!

You remember this failing television program “Meet the Press,” don’t you? It used to be a decent talking heads show hosted by a fat guy who asked decent questions, who has been unfortunately replaced by Gregory, a hack who calls into the Don Imus Show baked out of his fucking mind:

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Just imagine the kind of barbs that a dingus like Gregory would’ve traded with Paul, whose innocuousness might’ve opened Paul up for a serious hull breach. Just think! The appearance could’ve sparked a creepy conversation about the beauty of Objectivist philosophy, or touched upon Paul’s involvement with fundamentalist Christian law scholars.

But no, Gregory would drink mimosas: