Frank Simon attends Penile Revival Center

Frank Simon, the most accomplished homophobic bigot in the state of Kentucky (quite a feat), is very excited about taking his American Family Association hate group bus tour all the way to the big gay communist mecca of Washington,
D.C. next weekend, were he and Jesus will REPEAL OBAMACARE with the power of prayer and hatred.

But this email that he just sent out to his group….

How bout them bananas?

As a former D.C. resident, Frank, I think you’ll find Cobalt in Dupont Circle quite reviving for a man of your refined tastes. You can thank me later.

3 Comments

  1. Lindsey
    Posted March 13, 2012 at 2:43 pm | Permalink

    They apparently can’t spell “patriots” either. Pitiful

  2. kentondem
    Posted March 13, 2012 at 5:56 pm | Permalink

    I suppose the meeting at the Penile Revival Center will take place in the Viagra Room.

    Or perhaps in the Cialas Hall or Levitra Lounge ?

    Who knows ?

  3. Monica
    Posted March 15, 2012 at 8:39 pm | Permalink

    Bummer of a typo.