I know you’re all enjoying these last few days before Christmas — well, those of you who aren’t among the 53,000 Kentuckians fearing that your unemployment insurance will be cut off by congressional Republicans — but I regret to inform you of some devastatingly terrible news: The liberals are going to take away Christmas.
But there’s good news: Sen. Mitch McConnell is going to save Christmas… if you give money to his Senate campaign.
Below is the campaign email sent out today by McConnell’s campaign:
(Also, I should note that this is not an Onion parody, this is an honest to God real email sent out by the campaign of the minority leader of the United States Senate.)
Christmas is a time for celebration with family and friends, but more and more often we’re seeing our Christmas traditions attacked and dismantled by left-wing special interests that use the money from their liberal donors to squeeze Christmas-loving Americans into submission.
From middle schools to high schools, city halls to state legislatures, left-wing extremists are waging a war on the very thing that brings so many families together during the holidays.
This War on Christmas is real, and it’s unconstitutional. Please take a stand right now and chip-in with $50, $25, or $10 to help us protect Christmas.
Americans shouldn’t have to live in fear of being sued because they placed a Nativity scene in their front yard, and our schools shouldn’t have to worry about whether they can allow our children to sing Christmas carols in a Christmas concert.
This is commonsense. But so often, these extreme liberals remind us that they don’t have any of that.
Let these anti-Christmas extremists know that they won’t win this fight. Chip-in with $50, $25, or $10 right now to make your voice heard!
Friend, Merry Christmas and thank you for your support.
Campaign Manager – Team Mitch
Remember, you need to give money to Mitch McConnell NOW, or else you won’t have a “Merry Christmas,” but a “Happy Holiday.” And God knows you don’t want that.