Category Archives: comedy

Swine-proof Santas Prepare for Holiday Onslaught

November 20, 2009 – 5:08 pm

All this talk of H1N1 deadliness has obscured one important at-risk demographic. They’re not children. They’re not pregnant women. And no, they’re not the elderly.
Ye, they be mall Santas.
Many of the nation’s Santas want to be given priority for the vaccine and not just because of those runny-nosed kids. There’s also the not-so-little matter of [...]

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Courier-Journal Shamelessly Promotes LEO

November 17, 2009 – 5:29 pm

In what can only be the work of a dastardly, malfunctioning algorithm lurking about The Courier-Journal’s search indexing software, their website now includes results that direct you to their heathen rivals —  us! We are now so validated in our existence that we must dance:

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Louisville #1 In Jergens Consumption

November 5, 2009 – 6:36 pm

Ahh, November sweeps: That salacious, pre-Christmas season when major networks unleash their most sensational “news” stories to grab the attention of ‘Merica’s lowest common denominators so bigger advertising dividends will be paid. In the case of WLKY, we’ve got internet porn searches.
Specifically, Louisville is the de facto capital of naughty internet searches, meaning that we spend more [...]

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Human Clown Cries Tears of Insanity, Again

October 19, 2009 – 4:52 pm

Real-life Howard Beale Glennifer Beckingston unleashes the waterworks, yet again, over many topics, including: being tired, America, Marxism, pot (?) and America. As the planet continues to “burn,” Mr. Beck does what he does best in the following video: Boil down complex political situations into emotive, psychotic diatribes while crying like a fat, pumpkin-headed baby.

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Pagano Resigns Pastorship, Embraces Inner Shaft

October 7, 2009 – 3:25 pm

You may remember this man, Pagano the Destroyer, from his days as the gun loving preacher who invited his flock to carry firearms during an “Open Carry Celebration” at his church in Valley Station. Now he is primarily a man of the gun, living a real-life Jerry Bruckheimer movie alongside a rabbi and a small [...]

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Gonzales Gets Operatic Treatment

September 3, 2009 – 11:32 am

Never before has the phrase “I don’t recall” sounded so beautiful. Here’s a little snippet from “The Gonzales Cantata,” a choral arrangement debuting this weekend at the Philadelphia Fringe Festival, a sort of “alt”-esque performing arts whathaveyou, in which former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales’ hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee are rendered in the [...]

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Conway’s Bad Words Go National

August 6, 2009 – 10:39 am

OMG! Stephen Colbert weighs in on the Fancy Farm nonsense — and Jack’s choice of words — thereby validating the picnic for the next 1,000 years. Not surprisingly, Mongiardo winds up looking like a goober.

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Sen. Sessions: “We’re gonna do that crack cocaine thing.”

July 17, 2009 – 1:47 pm

Suspected racist and probable narcotics advocate Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) makes a jokey-joke during that whole Sotomayor Smackdown thing as the fine people in our nation’s capital get their laugh on. Ha.

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Obligatory Fourth of July A/V Timewasters

July 3, 2009 – 12:09 pm

Forget for a moment that our country is still fucked and watch these videos, you patriotic hunk of American exceptionalism you!

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‘Tea Party’ Hoopla Set For July 4th

July 2, 2009 – 5:58 pm

Ahem: In case you didn’t already know, Kentucky’s finest Libertards will eschew the traditional American rituals of spending the Fourth of July with friends, family, fireworks and a possible trip to the drunk tank in lieu of standing on the steps of the state capitol to angrily wave bags of Earl Grey at The Man. [...]

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