Category Archives: comedy

‘Duck Ring Tone’ Bad Omen For Lofty Change-Talk

June 30, 2009 – 3:13 pm

Maybe it’s just a classic case of us reading too much into things, but we cannot help wondering if your President’s agenda will be overshadowed by a series of such obnoxious moments and misfires, somewhat poetically exemplified in the video below. (If Obama can’t get these dang reporters to silence their phones, then HOW WILL [...]

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The Curious Incident of the Lawyer in the Trashcan

June 22, 2009 – 11:41 am

Across the river is a far-off, magical land known to laymen as “Jeffersonville.” Occasionally something happens there that is so strange, so bizarre, that word of it quickly travels over the Ohio and straight into our innernettes.
Like the case of Larry Wilder, a Jeffersonville city council lawyer whom was apparently so intoxicated after a joyous [...]

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When Two Passive-Aggressive Journalists Meet…

June 18, 2009 – 3:02 pm

… does anybody win?
While I applaud the efforts of this guy trying to give a FOX NEWS reporter a dose of his own medicine, there has to be a better way of doing this… like, say, throwing a lemon meringue pie filled with horse semen at the douchebag’s face.

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Guns + God x Kentucky = Easiest Blog Post Ever

June 4, 2009 – 8:18 pm

Stereotypes? We don’ need no steenkin’ stereotypes:

New Bethel Church is welcoming “responsible handgun owners” to wear their firearms Saturday, June 27 at the church. An Internet ad for the event says there will be a handgun raffle, patriotic music and information on gun safety.
Church pastor Ken Pagano says guns must be unloaded at the event [...]

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Papa John’s Offers Virtual Fun, Pizza Too

May 26, 2009 – 3:44 pm

Oftentimes I find myself posed with this dilemma: How can I find new and interesting ways to waste my life via that anarchic conduit we call ‘the innernette’ without wanting to share a bubble bath with my still-plugged-in desktop?
The answer? Papa John’s Road Trip; it’s got everything you could possibly want from an absurdly tech-savvy [...]

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Bunning’s Into The Nautical Metaphors Again…

May 21, 2009 – 11:35 am

A pitiful-sounding group called the National Taxpayers Union (founded circa 650 BCE by James Dale Davidson, of NewsMax infamy) has just bestowed a prestigious award to our beloved Sen. Jim Bunning.
Why? BECAUSE HE HATES TAXES!!!!!

The group awarded Bunning the Taxpayers’ Friend Award on Wednesday for votes he has cast on measures affecting federal spending, taxes, [...]

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Another One Tweets The Dust

May 15, 2009 – 1:36 pm

Yes friends: Another young, hip democrat is utilizing The Twitter in Kentucky who isn‘t Jack Conway. Can you guess who it is? (Hint: Mongiardo isn’t young; external forces just make him appear that way. Also, the picture after the jump kind of gives it away) …

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Tea Bags I Have Known

April 14, 2009 – 1:07 pm

Watch this clip in which Olbermann stand-in David “Master of the Euphemism” Shuster reads from a teleprompter the most successive chain of dick jokes ever delivered in prime time cable news history. This has to be some kind of record:

See you there!

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Another Video For A Rainy Day

April 10, 2009 – 5:45 pm

If South Park can get Kanye to curb his enthusiasm, then anything is possible:

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Bringing Home The Chicken

April 7, 2009 – 4:45 pm

Most of the time, Congressman / former LEOite John Yarmuth conducts himself in a manner befitting an ordinary elected official. He gives back to his constituency, delivers the occasional rousing populist speech, and has a track record that is spotless enough to earn him a few points for integrity (aside from the whole ‘voting for [...]

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