Category Archives: Obama

Socialist Trees Invade White House Grounds

November 3, 2009 – 4:27 pm

Barrack Obama’s communist National Park Service has planted a tree to commemorate the premier’s reign of terror. According to the Arbor Day website, the tree — a littleleaf linden — does not have a fondness for freedom or hotdogs, and prefers moist alkaline soil and sunlight instead. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWWGJeUSZHU[/youtube] If you paid attention, you would have learned that [...]

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Obama Traumatizes Child By Talking To Him Like An Adult

October 16, 2009 – 2:43 pm

If they’re not falling out of balloons in this beloved nation, then a child is most certainly being indoctrinated by our good president’s morals. At a New Orleans town hall, Terrence Scott, a fourth grader, asks Obama “Why do people hate you?” “Take it with a grain of salt,” replies the socialist, explaining with customary [...]

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Obama Talks, AP Listens

July 2, 2009 – 3:10 pm

In a wide-ranging interview that manages to cover everything from Russian relations, Iran nukes, white firefighters, and Guantanamo Bay to Michael Jackson, pastries and something called “The Economy” (which is not going to be around for very long, apparently), Yr. President proves that he is, if nothing else, a fantastic conversationalist. The president spoke enthusiastically [...]

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A new Specter

April 28, 2009 – 1:11 pm

As you probably know by now, Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter (D-Traitorsville) has announced he is switching parties to become a Democrat. That means if Specter caucuses with Dems and Al Franken wins in Minnesota, the party of the president has a filibuster-proof majority. Upon hearing this news, we did what is customary anytime bad news [...]

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100 Days of Obama

April 21, 2009 – 2:08 pm

As we approach that crucial, media-manufactured ’100 Days’ of this fledgling presidential administration, The Nation‘s Katha Pollitt has a few words of advice for her fellow latte-sipping brethren: The only people I’ve found who’ve given up on [Obama], who feel betrayed, misled, and foolish, are those leftists who didn’t like him in the first place [...]

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If Oprah Can Do It…

April 9, 2009 – 8:39 pm

… then why not the President? We’re speaking of Barack Obama’s “accelerated” purchase of 17,600 new fuel-efficient, state-of-the-art, self-driving automobiles in his latest attempt at saving the world. And the auto industry  — well, only the retarded part of the auto industry: GM, Chrysler, & Ford — all of whom stand to gain from the [...]

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Online Town Hall Full Of Potheads

March 26, 2009 – 1:02 pm

At least that was the gist of one question put to the Socialist Deity Barack Obama during his elitist cyber-only powwow (which just ended). Some stoner from the Superbud Chronicle-Dispatch or something raised his arm, bag of Doritos in hand, to ask the President if legalizing marijuana would be a logical step toward growing our [...]

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Bring on the stem cells

March 9, 2009 – 3:15 pm

President Obama has, at long last, reversed the asinine ban on embryonic stem cell research enacted by the Bush adminstration, lo those many years ago. If you’re a person who believes in the power of science to extend human life and reduce the suffering attendant to it, but maybe you have an itch about the [...]

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Obama’s “blaccent”

March 3, 2009 – 5:15 pm

This Politico article is worth a read. The piece attempts to discuss the president’s supposed dog whistles and winks to the black community in the same framework as conservative buzzwords, which are sent to activate the base. Blacks, whites hear Obama differently: On his pre-inaugural visit to Ben’s Chili Bowl, a landmark for Washington’s African-American [...]

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Obama signs Kentucky disaster request

February 5, 2009 – 2:01 pm

President Barack Obama has signed Kentucky’s request for a major disaster declaration, giving the state and local governments much-needed federal assistance. The estimated cost to clean up following the recent ice storm will likely exceed $50 million, according to Gov. Steve Beshear. “The White House moved quickly,” Beshear said during a press conference this afternoon. [...]

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