Tag Archives: aliens

NASA discovers arsenic-based life

As the state of Kentucky rushes headfirst into the job-creating sands of the Old Testament, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration has some shocking news that suggests Noah forgot to board those pesky arsenic-based alien lifeforms on his ark. Via Gizmodo: Hours before their special news conference today, the cat is out of the bag: [...]

Mars Attacks!

Yes, your Prez. made a speech about health care reform that you probably didn’t watch because Dancing with Chainsaws was on FOX… but look: Buzz Aldrin confirms there be an alien White Castle in Martian country! [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDIXvpjnRws[/youtube] I have viewed the monolith in question (it looks weird!), but since I’m no scientist — much less [...]