Tag Archives: Armageddon

A Good Lesson For China

June 26, 2009 – 11:39 am

Not like they don’t already know, but you can bet they’ll keep this in mind before they decide to invade:

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Apocalypse Rears Ugly Head (Again)

June 18, 2009 – 5:12 pm

Remember when we all thought we were going to get swine flu, lose our jobs and turn into vegan communists after B-Rock got elected? Well, that middle part is the only myth that just won’t die. Here’s a hat trick (and then some) of economic terror… just in case you thought little Timmy Geithner was [...]

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I’ll Take “Cybernetic Overlords” For $800 Please…

April 27, 2009 – 10:51 am

I think we all knew that the enslavement and subsequent destruction of humankind at the hands of a robotic master race would, on some level, involve Alex Trebek:

I.B.M. … is in the final stages of completing a computer program to compete against human “Jeopardy!” contestants. If the program beats the humans, the field of artificial [...]

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Hannity, Morris Read From Necronomicon

April 1, 2009 – 4:28 pm

With each and every passing moment of this video, I was waiting for a headless zombie to burst out of Dick Morris’ swollen abdominal cavity. Words really fail in this kind of situation, so it’s best to just watch it with a nice, warm glass of sadness:

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Going To The Mattresses

April 1, 2009 – 2:17 pm

Speaking of mattresses, these people over in foggy Londontown have decided to put their money just inches from where they try to sleep, what with all of the rioting going on. And the G20 starts tomorrow, which means (if we’re lucky) overturned cars, hacky sack games, and lots and lots of grade-A pepper spray. (And [...]

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