Tag Archives: Barack Obama

Lunchbox: Burn your money

October 15, 2009 – 12:01 pm

Cut list: Despite the optimistic economic forecast nationally, Mayor Jerry Abramson says the first quarter is not looking good and more cuts to the budget are likely. After last year’s slash and burn, we are wondering what might be on this year’s cut list and whether the mayor spoke too soon when he canceled the [...]

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NCCA Brackets as Political Tarot

March 19, 2009 – 2:23 pm

By now you’re probably aware that our traitor-president originally picked the Cards to win it all, then flip-flopped for the Tarheels at the last second. If your rancor toward the Obama Administration’s tactical misstep isn’t too clouded with shades of Old Style, however, then you might be able to appreciate our Commander-in-Chief’s nuanced and cautious [...]

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Look Who’s Whining Now

March 5, 2009 – 1:28 pm

If you’re like us (and of course you are), by now you’ve already given up our doing-nothing, lame-duck president. Less than two months into it and the Dow simply hates our free-market hating, socialist-in-chief. How is a true conservative supposed to vent their frustration?
And if by “true conservative” we mean old, xenophobic, and possibly homicidal [...]

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GOP Death Watch: Day 1,678

March 4, 2009 – 5:22 pm

I’ll try to keep this as brief as possible, but because it will (hopefully) mark the last time I write anything ever again about multi-millionaire Rush Hudson Jabba Limbaugh, III, this may prove too cathartic for a twitter-length treatment…)

If your brain is one of few the lucky models that sports long-term memory retention (i.e. you [...]

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O-Day (+.5 → ∞)

January 26, 2009 – 1:36 am

Being There
Hey, who’s that? Is that… is that John Kennedy? Oh my god, look: It’s John F. Kennedy!.. No, wait, that’s not him, that’s the other one. The sick one.
Overheard on National Mall, 1/20/09

It should be noted that “being a part of history” and actually witnessing an historical occurrence are, [...]

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A Belated Dispatch from Obamaland

January 21, 2009 – 12:20 am

Before We Begin: A Preamble to What Happened
For the vast majority of the 4.8 bazillion people that flooded our nation’s capital yesterday, this was as close as we were ever going to get to President Elect Barack Hussein Obama: A trailer-sized Jumbotron (one of many, with accompanying gigantic floating speaker boxes) adorning the National [...]

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