Tag Archives: Bill O’Reilly

O’Reilly Does The Math

July 29, 2009 – 4:58 pm

The problem? Not sure who’s math he’s doing. (It’s NOT French math, damnit!)

Who needs math when you’ve got a bajillion Polk awards!

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American Idol Arouses O’Reilly

April 10, 2009 – 3:17 pm

In which the proto-Ron Burgundy wonders, “Can illegal aliens vote” for their favorite contestant? Ha ha, of course they can! This is America: since the show’s third season, viewers have been outsourcing their votes to Latinos in record numbers. (Only he could think that this might be an “issue”, which is why we love him [...]

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G-20 Protesters = Child Molesters (+/- Ludacris)

April 2, 2009 – 2:21 pm

And it’s all because of that dang innernette; allowing like-minded people to participate in the Affairs of the Day to a degree heretofore unseen since the invention of the printing press (which invariably engenders an epidemic of pedophilia). Of course these protesters want to rape children: They’re anarchists, for crying out loud! They don’t believe [...]

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No Sin Zone

March 25, 2009 – 3:29 pm

Shortly before Bill O’Reilly became the celebrated megalomaniac that he is today, he penned a lurid sex-thriller titled “Those Who Trespass.” It’s like “The Da Vinci Code” meets “Clear & Present Danger” meets any Shannon Tweed film from the 80’s. In other words: It’ll kill your soul.
By clicking on this link to the communist HuffPost, [...]

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