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C-J Finds Only 3 Sane Tea Baggers on Planet

April 5, 2010 – 10:11 am

If you’ve ever had the chance to spend a considerable amount of time with members of the Tea Party-set, the first thing you notice is that their comprehension of U.S. domestic and foreign policy/history falls somewhere between an episode of “Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?” and the very 5th grade social studies textbook [...]

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Kulture Warz: Texas Conservatives Erase Jefferson from History Books

March 16, 2010 – 3:01 pm

AUSTIN, Tex. — After three days of turbulent meetings, the Texas Board of Education on Friday approved a social studies curriculum that will put a conservative stamp on history and economics textbooks, stressing the superiority of American capitalism, questioning the Founding Fathers’ commitment to a purely secular government and presenting Republican political philosophies in a [...]

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Parker Ends Quixotic Bid For 3rd District

January 5, 2010 – 4:42 pm

Honestly, the news that Marilyn Parker — a “working class, real ‘Merica” conservative Palin-clone — ended her bid for Democrat John Yarmuth’s 3rd District seat leaves me both relieved and somewhat forlorn. Having witnessed Parker’s oratory in person, the possibility for ennui-free GOP hilarity in the commonwealth has dwindled exponentially now that she’s decided to [...]

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A Teabagger’s Shopping Blacklist

December 30, 2009 – 5:11 pm

Since you have been paying attention to more important things, a boycott of “liberal” businesses to be conducted by the tea party movement has probably evaded your radar. Allow the Christian Coalition-approved website to fill in the necessary blanks: On January 20, 2010 we will demonstrate our power and reach to those companies who employ [...]

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Atlas Shat

May 29, 2009 – 1:31 pm

If you require further proof that an alarmingly large number of conservative Americans have yet to advance their collective emotional maturity beyond that of a thirteen-year-old girl, peep this: When libertarians get overly upset with their fellow citizens’ statist preferences, they can retreat into Randian fantasies of fleeing their unworthy societies to found their own [...]

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We Didn’t Say Culture Wars, But…

March 4, 2009 – 6:08 pm

… We can insinuate it, can we not, by passing along this fancy chart depicting Utah’s massive online hardcore pornography addiction? Proving once again that (1) there is a God, and (2) God loves people who love porn, the nation’s reddest state in the nation is also the most horny. While this would be an [...]

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