Tag Archives: Derby 2009

This Is What Happens, Larry…

Speaking of random acts of violence, here’s some lovely footage of an aptly-titled ‘Derby Beat Down,’ wherein three Louisville Metro Police officers beat the living shit out of a harmless drunk.
It appears as though excessive force was employed, and according to WLKY, LMPD Chief Robert White is officially looking into it.
The lesson? Just yell ‘Rape!’ [...]

Live (Sort of) From The Infield

Sorry about the delay, folks: Technology can be a reluctant mistress.
Here’s the tip of a julep-covered iceberg… from hell (presumably):

Recession Hits Pegasus Parade

Warning: Fun not to scale.

New From Mattel: Julep-Soaked Barbie!

The C-J is absolutely gushing over this latest plastic monstrosity engineered by the Chinese to shore up American consumer spending. Why, who couldn’t resist the unholy offspring of Churchill Downs and the flailing toy manufacturer?  Despite the fact that Mattel’s shares have fallen, their executives receive exorbitant bonuses (just like everyone else these days), and [...]