Tag Archives: drunkeness

Belle of Louisville Runs Afoul of Ground, Sobriety (?)

October 19, 2009 – 5:56 pm

Perhaps the biggest local news over the weekend was the Belle of Louisville’s apparent torpedoing at the hands of German U-Boats… What’s that you say, paper of record? Everyone was drunk? And we were not invited?

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The Curious Incident of the Lawyer in the Trashcan

June 22, 2009 – 11:41 am

Across the river is a far-off, magical land known to laymen as “Jeffersonville.” Occasionally something happens there that is so strange, so bizarre, that word of it quickly travels over the Ohio and straight into our innernettes.
Like the case of Larry Wilder, a Jeffersonville city council lawyer whom was apparently so intoxicated after a joyous [...]

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Yay Memorial Day!1!!1

May 25, 2009 – 1:22 pm

So who’s even going to read this? Shut-ins? It’s after one o’clock on Memorial Day, so the chances are almost certain that you won’t be glaring at your infernal computer monitor in lieu of honoring our nation’s fallen soldiers by ingesting copious amounts of shotgunned PBRs (just like Uncle Sam intended).
Lest you lapse in appreciation [...]

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