Tag Archives: Fox News

Human Clown Cries Tears of Insanity, Again

October 19, 2009 – 4:52 pm

Real-life Howard Beale Glennifer Beckingston unleashes the waterworks, yet again, over many topics, including: being tired, America, Marxism, pot (?) and America. As the planet continues to “burn,” Mr. Beck does what he does best in the following video: Boil down complex political situations into emotive, psychotic diatribes while crying like a fat, pumpkin-headed baby.

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Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Possesses FOX NEWS Anchor

July 8, 2009 – 6:05 pm

Any snarky commentary that yr. humble blogwhore might provide will be useless in this instance, so just watch in abject horror as Brian “Zyklon B” Kilmeade suggests that the reason for dementia in this country has to do with (you guessed it) all the dirty brown people, and nothing at all to do with the [...]

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When Two Passive-Aggressive Journalists Meet…

June 18, 2009 – 3:02 pm

… does anybody win?
While I applaud the efforts of this guy trying to give a FOX NEWS reporter a dose of his own medicine, there has to be a better way of doing this… like, say, throwing a lemon meringue pie filled with horse semen at the douchebag’s face.

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It’s Official: FOX NEWS Rampant with Assholes

June 10, 2009 – 2:29 pm

We normally don’t admit to reading the Gawker, but this was simply too good to pass up. Behold this fascinating tale from a far away kingdom called “Brookland,” wherein a FOX NEWS reporter engages in a bit of SUV-jousting with cyclist Brian Dooda.
An excerpt:

Dooda says he never laid hands on Broderick [The driver], whom, he [...]

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