Tag Archives: George W. Bush

The Chart of Doom

With the Senate poised to vote on a handful of separate budget proposals this evening (including the infamous Ryan-Rogers death-budget), we’d be remiss if we didn’t put that into context as it relates to the massive debt that threatens to default this country like a homeowner with a fraudulent Wall Street-cooked mortgage. So … is [...]

bin-Laden, USPS to Terrorize God-Fearing Mail (Again)

Why are paranoid conservatives now telling you that your heathen, socialist mail should be BURNED? Because if you don’t burn your mail, decapitate it and expose it to direct sunlight, then you (1) hate the baby jesus and (2) are a freedom-hating terrorist asshole. And that is bad luck this time of year! Although we [...]

Best. Book. Ever.

When you’re having trouble securing funding for your presidential library, fill it yourself by writing a book. Doesn’t matter if you can’t string together the words necessary for a coherent sentence. What matters is, if you sell it at WalMart, your own personal recession is ovah. Oh, in case you didn’t figure it out: George [...]