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Meloche Eyes Florida For Latest Resurrection Bid

November 17, 2009 – 2:25 pm

With roughly a month until his resignation as director of Louisville Metro Animal Services becomes official, Dr. Gilles Meloche — animal torturer, alleged sexual harasser, civil rights abuser and all-around “change agent” — is looking to get another job. Just don’t tell the fine people of Florida’s Brevard County Animals Services and Enforcement about any [...]

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Louisville Named “52nd Smartest City” By Some Elitist Website

October 8, 2009 – 5:24 pm

Attention idiots: Turn on your computer monitor if you cannot read this question asked by Meghan McCain’s website:
Which metropolis has the most intelligent residents? The Daily Beast crunched the data on the brainpower of America’s 55 largest cities, from first-to-worst. How did your hometown rank?
Collective brainpower. More than sports prowess or political leanings or wealth [...]

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2 + 2 = Ham sandwich

August 26, 2009 – 2:54 pm

 
Attention fatties: If you value your brain, put down that Famous Bowl and step away from the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/KFC. A new UCLA study shows that obese people exhibit higher levels of brain degeneration than their svelte counterparts. On average, corpulent individuals have brains aged prematurely by as much as 8 years.
More than 300 million worldwide [...]

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Mentos: The Jail-breaker

August 19, 2009 – 5:26 pm

So this has nothing to do with anything, but here’s why you should chew gum instead:
KISSIMMEE, Fla. – A man is suing the Kissimmee Police Department for an arrest over mints. When officers pulled Donald May over for an expired tag, they thought the mints he was chewing were crack and arrested him… [He] was [...]

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Bridge On The River Duh

August 17, 2009 – 6:04 pm

Kentucky BFF’s Jerry Abramson and Steve Beshear (Louisville mayor and Kentucky state governor, respectively) have released their picks for a five-person board of negotiators charged with the task of destroying downtown Louisville for the next several decades and taking southern Indiana along for the ride. I’m talking, of course, about the Ohio River Bridges Project, [...]

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Stephen Hawking Loves Socialism

August 13, 2009 – 1:38 pm

Mindless publication for white-collar fools Investor’s Business Daily recently tried to paint Britain’s socialized NHS as anathema to paralyzed, wheelchair physicists, saying: “People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn’t have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially [...]

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This Bud’s For You, Stupid

July 30, 2009 – 3:01 pm

Screw health care reform: How will Nobama keep the Black Panther and the Klansman from killing each other? Will they use beer cozies? Post-consumer, biodegradable cups? What about frosted mugs? Inquiring minds want to know!

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O’Reilly Does The Math

July 29, 2009 – 4:58 pm

The problem? Not sure who’s math he’s doing. (It’s NOT French math, damnit!)

Who needs math when you’ve got a bajillion Polk awards!

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Meet the New Czar, Same as the Old Czar

July 24, 2009 – 1:52 pm

With each passing day, it seems that the Obama Administration is capitulating on almost every “minor” campaign promise — transparency, accountability, completely getting the fuck out of Iraq, “change” — in order to pass their sine qua non health care reform bill. Now, another campaign promise has bitten the dust, so to speak:
The federal government [...]

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Dr. Obamastein’s Monster: “Ungh, Ergh, Health Care!”

July 20, 2009 – 2:45 pm

Quick! Stop it before it throws a little girl into a well! Seriously, we could spend plenty of time discussing how the TARP money was spent prior to Obama’s coup of the White House, or how Franklin Roosevelt spent more money than God and fixed an economy that was broken by Wall Street the first [...]

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