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Iowa: The Next Massachusetts

April 3, 2009 – 10:45 am

Not only because of all the drunk Irish people running around, but because those drunk Irish people might be gay… Gay and married! The Iowa Supreme Court has ruled that a ban on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, and would hurt the state’s viral marketing strategy that aims to attract educated and wealthy gay couples to [...]

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At Least We Don’t Do That

March 20, 2009 – 3:33 pm

Say whatever you want about the economy and how we’re all going to be subjugated by malevolent artificial intelligences, Kentucky’s going to be A-OK. The evidence? Well, (1) we’re not Iowa, and (2) we don’t pay retarded people 37ยข per hour to work at a turkey farm.
Oh, what a wonderful world…

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