Tag Archives: J.D. Sparks

Oldham County elects rage-case to magistrate’s office

After nearly a week of sifting through post-election detritus, we happened upon a fun fact that should provide cause for alarm if you (a) happen to live in Oldham County and (b) don’t subscribe to any combination of Soldier of Fortune, The National Review and/or Curbstomping Aficionado: Oldham County has elected James “Anger Management” Sparks [...]

Violent Republican Runs For Oldham County Magistrate

Earlier today, I had the unique pleasure of reading a press release announcing the candidacy of J.D. Sparks for the office of Oldham County magistrate. It mentioned so many of Mr. Sparks’ accomplishments, works and other politically-empowering deeds that, had I not been personally attacked by him, I’d be inclined to believe that I was [...]

A House Divided (& Then Some)

Although I’d rather let the video speak for itself, a few primers are necessary: (1) I was attending the GOP’s Lincoln Day dinner, held at The Galt House’s Grand Ballroom A, assigned to cover the ensuing hilarity of Sens. Jim Bunning and Mitch McConnell breathing the same local air. (2) While attempting (1), I was [...]