Tag Archives: John McCain

“Everybody Loves Pork”

Except John McCain. He hates the pork. If he could, he’d strangle it to death in a filth-ridden bamboo cage, but all he can do is admit defeat in front of Wolf Blitzer because nobody gives a shit about his “alternative“  budget. The country-at-large, however, loves pork, as evidenced by the following video that was [...]

We Didn’t Say Culture Wars, But…

… We can insinuate it, can we not, by passing along this fancy chart depicting Utah’s massive online hardcore pornography addiction? Proving once again that (1) there is a God, and (2) God loves people who love porn, the nation’s reddest state in the nation is also the most horny.
While this would be an excellent [...]