Tag Archives: Obama

GaGa Trumps Obama On LGBT Rights

October 16, 2009 – 3:14 pm

Did you know that, during a Human Rights Council-sponsored dinner on the eve of last Sunday’s National Equality March that a pop star (Ms. GaGa) usurped the leader of the free world’s (Mr. Obama’s) mantle as Gay Defender of The Known Universe, a title first created by William Jefferson Clinton?
Well, now you do.

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Obama Traumatizes Child By Talking To Him Like An Adult

October 16, 2009 – 2:43 pm

If they’re not falling out of balloons in this beloved nation, then a child is most certainly being indoctrinated by our good president’s morals. At a New Orleans town hall, Terrence Scott, a fourth grader, asks Obama “Why do people hate you?”
“Take it with a grain of salt,” replies the socialist, explaining with customary reason [...]

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How To Not Contract Swine Flu

April 27, 2009 – 7:44 am

Put down that breakfast pork sandwich, friend, and listen up:
(1) Don’t go to Mexico any time soon, even though it’d be super cheap right now… unless you happen to be our crazy-ass President, in which case don’t wash your hands until they’ve shook Kim Jong-Il’s.
(2) Don’t eat the sweet, delicious pork. But if you must, [...]

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High Speed Louisville

April 16, 2009 – 7:56 pm

Once upon a time, Kentucky’s sole Amtrak line, the Cardinal, provided slow and costly rail transportation to people who preferred to drive alone, thought trains were for the birds, and voted for Anne “Fuck Trains” Northup.
Since we’ve been without passenger rail service, the country has experienced price shocks in the per barrel cost of crude [...]

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Lunchbox: Halloween edition

October 31, 2008 – 1:00 am

Cool toys: Time Magazine’s Best Inventions of 2008 include a retail DNA test, just in case you have some immediate paternity questions.
Mr. Hope’s hangmen caught: Two UK students were arrested for hanging an Obama effigy from a tree on campus. They said it was in response to the Palin mannequin hung from a balcony in [...]

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