Tag Archives: other words you don’t often find in the same sentence

GaGa Trumps Obama On LGBT Rights

October 16, 2009 – 3:14 pm

Did you know that, during a Human Rights Council-sponsored dinner on the eve of last Sunday’s National Equality March that a pop star (Ms. GaGa) usurped the leader of the free world’s (Mr. Obama’s) mantle as Gay Defender of The Known Universe, a title first created by William Jefferson Clinton?
Well, now you do.

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The House That Chicken Built

October 5, 2009 – 5:45 pm

To atone for its creation of the Double Down Sandwich, KFC-parent conglomerate and Louisville-based grease-merchant Yum! Brands has awarded grants totaling $7,800 to six area non-profit organizations as part of Operation Brightside’s “NatureScape” program. Although none of these programs include provisions for emergency bypass surgery, the money is being used to fund, among other things, vegetable gardens [...]

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Live, From New York: It’s A Louisville Sex Scandal!!!!

August 14, 2009 – 11:34 am

So apparently Rick Pitino is in some trouble? Seriously: It’s a big deal! Big enough, in fact, to attract the attention of Rupert Murdoch’s personal refuse basin, The New York Post, as well as the New York Daily News, which people still read. The Post story is a thing of beauty, really: Transcribing nearly verbatim [...]

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Mars Attacks!

July 23, 2009 – 12:44 pm

Yes, your Prez. made a speech about health care reform that you probably didn’t watch because Dancing with Chainsaws was on FOX… but look: Buzz Aldrin confirms there be an alien White Castle in Martian country!
I have viewed the monolith in question (it looks weird!), but since I’m no scientist — much less a Buzz [...]

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‘Tea Party’ Hoopla Set For July 4th

July 2, 2009 – 5:58 pm

Ahem: In case you didn’t already know, Kentucky’s finest Libertards will eschew the traditional American rituals of spending the Fourth of July with friends, family, fireworks and a possible trip to the drunk tank in lieu of standing on the steps of the state capitol to angrily wave bags of Earl Grey at The Man. [...]

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Ron Paul Offers “Thoughts” on Iran

June 23, 2009 – 2:02 pm

Before John McCain beat out Mitt Romney, Big Mike Huckabee and Rudy Giuliani for that coveted Republican nomination, there was another failed man who stirred the heart cockles of many a wayward conservative. His name? Ron Paul. His mission? To hump the ill-begotten ideals of Barry “My Mom’s A Tough Old Bird” Goldwater, lambast the [...]

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Guns + God x Kentucky = Easiest Blog Post Ever

June 4, 2009 – 8:18 pm

Stereotypes? We don’ need no steenkin’ stereotypes:

New Bethel Church is welcoming “responsible handgun owners” to wear their firearms Saturday, June 27 at the church. An Internet ad for the event says there will be a handgun raffle, patriotic music and information on gun safety.
Church pastor Ken Pagano says guns must be unloaded at the event [...]

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We Didn’t Say Culture Wars, But…

March 4, 2009 – 6:08 pm

… We can insinuate it, can we not, by passing along this fancy chart depicting Utah’s massive online hardcore pornography addiction? Proving once again that (1) there is a God, and (2) God loves people who love porn, the nation’s reddest state in the nation is also the most horny.
While this would be an excellent [...]

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