November 3, 2009 – 4:27 pm
Barrack Obama’s communist National Park Service has planted a tree to commemorate the premier’s reign of terror. According to the Arbor Day website, the tree — a littleleaf linden — does not have a fondness for freedom or hotdogs, and prefers moist alkaline soil and sunlight instead.
If you paid attention, you would have learned that the Olmstead [...]
October 23, 2009 – 1:00 pm
Don’t Tase me bro: The maker of Taser stun guns sent word to law enforcement agencies that use their product to avoid hitting suspects in the chest, partly “to minimize controversy.” Louisville Metro Police will send out a memo to all officers advising of the change,which will encourage officers to aim for the abdomen, legs [...]
October 20, 2009 – 12:01 pm
Mud bath: Kentucky Lt. Gov. Daniel Mongiardo’s U.S. Senate campaign is accusing Attorney General Jack Conway of being somehow involved in the infamous “Mongiardo Tapes”, which are posted all over the Internet. In both recordings Mongiardo can be heard cursing and criticizing Gov. Steve Beshear, at one point saying that being Beshear’s lieutenant governor is [...]
August 18, 2009 – 5:54 pm
When I traveled to Washington, D.C., to witness the inauguration of Barack Obama as Decider-in-Chief, the feelings of possibility and change were palpable. They coursed through the National Mall, providing for the mammoth crowd a kind of insulation against January’s bitter cold and, perhaps, against a belief that this country might very well be fucked [...]
August 11, 2009 – 8:55 pm
Well, the facts are not so such “fun” as they are “factual,” which would just wind up sounding silly and redundant, but then: That’s your health care system, dummy! Courtesy of American President Barack Obama’s legions of Mac-savvy hope-fiends comes Reality Check, a White House website designed to combat the lies, distortions and McConnellisms that [...]
Remember when we told you that your yellow ribbon bumper magnets were worthless? Well, President Obama has officially unveiled a Yellow Ribbon that’s actually worth something — it’s not a magnet, though:
WASHINGTON, DC – Today, President Obama celebrated the beginning of implementation of the Post 9/11 GI Bill. This bill, through its Yellow Ribbon Programs [...]
Although the following examples will be labeled by conservatives as a series of rapes further perpetrated upon the corpse of Ronald Reagan the American Taxpayer, Premier Obama’s dastardly gang of tree-hugging Trotskyites have taken to highlighting the results of their tiny stimulus bill — most likely in an effort to show Sean Hannity he knows [...]
In a wide-ranging interview that manages to cover everything from Russian relations, Iran nukes, white firefighters, and Guantanamo Bay to Michael Jackson, pastries and something called “The Economy” (which is not going to be around for very long, apparently), Yr. President proves that he is, if nothing else, a fantastic conversationalist.
The president spoke enthusiastically of [...]
Maybe it’s just a classic case of us reading too much into things, but we cannot help wondering if your President’s agenda will be overshadowed by a series of such obnoxious moments and misfires, somewhat poetically exemplified in the video below. (If Obama can’t get these dang reporters to silence their phones, then HOW WILL [...]
Wahhhh… there is no god… life is meaningless… wahhh… But hark! Politico is paying attention to us, we the persecuted non-believers!
Nathan Bupp, director of communications for the Center for Inquiry, says that many nonbelievers view Obama’s invocations of faith as nothing more than a “symbolic gesture” used to aid his quest for social justice.
“There [...]
