Tag Archives: President Obama

‘Duck Ring Tone’ Bad Omen For Lofty Change-Talk

June 30, 2009 – 3:13 pm

Maybe it’s just a classic case of us reading too much into things, but we cannot help wondering if your President’s agenda will be overshadowed by a series of such obnoxious moments and misfires, somewhat poetically exemplified in the video below. (If Obama can’t get these dang reporters to silence their phones, then HOW WILL [...]

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Atheists “Believe” in Obama (For Now)

June 9, 2009 – 12:42 pm

Wahhhh… there is no god… life is meaningless… wahhh… But hark! Politico is paying attention to us, we the persecuted non-believers!
Nathan Bupp, director of communications for the Center for Inquiry, says that many nonbelievers view Obama’s invocations of faith as nothing more than a “symbolic gesture” used to aid his quest for social justice.
“There [...]

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Obama Declares June LGBT Pride Month

June 3, 2009 – 2:56 pm

Did Rick “Saddlebacker” Warren put Our Barry up to this? In any event, President Obama has ensured that Summer pride festivals/parades/leather conventions across the nation will pour money into local economies like never before; just listen to Hopey McHopesterson over here:
 I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority [...]

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Obama Humps Alger, Makes Jokes

May 26, 2009 – 5:49 pm

You probably remember when when this country voted for that erudite constitutional law professor/ community organizer/ dastardly Muslim terr’ist B. Hussein Obama. But did you know you also voted for a Comedian-in-Chief?
Our President’s remarks during his unveiling of new Supreme Justice prototype Sonia Sotomayor combined the best of Algeresque bootstrapism (”…Sonia’s mom bought the only [...]

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Bracing For Inevitable Guilt, Catholics Give Obama a Pass

May 18, 2009 – 3:35 pm

Did you know our President, Barack Obama, just hate-hate-hates the Catholics? No, you say? Well did you know the Catholics want to burn him alive at the stake for his love of dead fetuses and arugula? So you’re telling me they don’t want to? Then what in the wide wide world of Christardia was all [...]

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Winning Hearts and Minds (and Souls?)

May 4, 2009 – 3:17 pm

What’s that? You mean our founding fathers didn’t intend for our military to become a righteous Army of the one true Christian God? Liars, Al Jazeera, all of ye!
Now watch as American soldiers break U.S. and Afghan law by communicating with an invisible spirit man:
As the Commie-Atheist Obama Administration plans to increase troop levels in [...]

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Obama: Saving Our Streams

April 27, 2009 – 4:39 pm

Looks like that feisty liberal President of ours has seen fit to reverse yet another Bush-era practice: Incompetence fraud corruption idiocy dumping mountaintop-removal mining wastes into nearby tributaries.  [The Courier-Journal]
We know that many of you will hate him for this because you somehow believe coal is integral to the commonwealth’s “economic success,” but we also [...]

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100 Days of Obama

April 21, 2009 – 2:08 pm

As we approach that crucial, media-manufactured ‘100 Days’ of this fledgling presidential administration, The Nation’s Katha Pollitt has a few words of advice for her fellow latte-sipping brethren:

The only people I’ve found who’ve given up on [Obama], who feel betrayed, misled, and foolish, are those leftists who didn’t like him in the first place and [...]

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Cuba Libre?

April 13, 2009 – 4:51 pm

What else could Obama’s lifting of US travel restrictions to that filthy pinko nation known as Cuba — which translates into English (roughly) as “Land of outdated Cold War-era political posturing which no longer represents a threat to our freedom to eat Wendy’s and drive drunk” — mean?

… steps taken Monday include expanding the things [...]

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If Oprah Can Do It…

April 9, 2009 – 8:39 pm

… then why not the President? We’re speaking of Barack Obama’s “accelerated” purchase of 17,600 new fuel-efficient, state-of-the-art, self-driving automobiles in his latest attempt at saving the world.
And the auto industry  — well, only the retarded part of the auto industry: GM, Chrysler, & Ford — all of whom stand to gain from the administration’s [...]

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