Tag Archives: propaganda

New Bridges Coalition video talks … carpentry?

So you’ve got this stool, OK? And this stool has, uh, three legs, see? Because it’s a three-legged stool? And, uh, if you remove one or two of the legs, then the stool falls over and destroys Kentuckiana’s ability to compete economically and makes Bob Vila fly into a rage … did you get all [...]

ORBP propaganda video (re)surfaces

We saw this over at The ‘Ville Voice, but the below video — courtesy of the so-called Bridges Coalition (formerly Build The Bridges Coalition (formerly Please Build The Bridges As Soon As Humanly Possible Coalition)) — is too fantastic in its white-washing of factual reality that to not re-post it here would, I think, be [...]

Less Bang For Your Buck

If you’re a low-skilled wage slave lucky enough to have a job in this terrible economy, chances are you’ve found yourself thinking, “Golly, if only I could get paid less than what I’m already making…” If you’re a regular viewer of the FOX NEWS, this stroke of genius has already been articulated for you by [...]

GOP Death Watch: Special Thunderdome Edition

When beloved U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell and all-time favorite radio personality Rush Limbaugh get busy together, the music they make isn’t exactly beautiful. In fact, the sounds generated from their lovemaking don’t register in the human aural spectrum, but can be compared to the high-frequency squeaking of two giant shithouse rats circling around the same [...]

bin-Laden, USPS to Terrorize God-Fearing Mail (Again)

Why are paranoid conservatives now telling you that your heathen, socialist mail should be BURNED? Because if you don’t burn your mail, decapitate it and expose it to direct sunlight, then you (1) hate the baby jesus and (2) are a freedom-hating terrorist asshole. And that is bad luck this time of year! Although we [...]

Obama Traumatizes Child By Talking To Him Like An Adult

If they’re not falling out of balloons in this beloved nation, then a child is most certainly being indoctrinated by our good president’s morals. At a New Orleans town hall, Terrence Scott, a fourth grader, asks Obama “Why do people hate you?” “Take it with a grain of salt,” replies the socialist, explaining with customary [...]

Pro-Coal P.R. Ramping Up

What is going on here? Big Coal is actually so concerned about tree-climbing activists that they’re spending oodles of money to drown cries of opposition with half-baked, stock footage platitudes … since when did hippies command that kind of attention? From the Lexington Herald-Leader: HAZARD — Environmentalists’ campaigns against strip mining and coal-fired power plants [...]

Dr. Obamastein’s Monster: “Ungh, Ergh, Health Care!”

Quick! Stop it before it throws a little girl into a well! Seriously, we could spend plenty of time discussing how the TARP money was spent prior to Obama’s coup of the White House, or how Franklin Roosevelt spent more money than God and fixed an economy that was broken by Wall Street the first [...]