Tag Archives: schadenfreude

Rate The Mayor!

November 13, 2009 – 3:38 pm

Okay, so here’s a website called CityMayors.com that allows you to rank the performance of Mayor Jerry Abramson — whom apparently has a second constituency in Pittsburgh — and features a very hilarious assortment of comments that is only funny if you are not Jerry Abramson. According to the site, our mayor ranks 4.09 out [...]

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Lexington: H1N1 Capital of the Commonwealth

November 10, 2009 – 5:22 pm

Recently, we informed you that WLKY ran a story about how Louisville is the number-one city in these United States for dirtiest internet keyword searches: Because this information is useful. Now we are proud to report that we’ve managed to dodge another auspicious title, this time being the county with the second-most reported swine flu [...]

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Human Clown Cries Tears of Insanity, Again

October 19, 2009 – 4:52 pm

Real-life Howard Beale Glennifer Beckingston unleashes the waterworks, yet again, over many topics, including: being tired, America, Marxism, pot (?) and America. As the planet continues to “burn,” Mr. Beck does what he does best in the following video: Boil down complex political situations into emotive, psychotic diatribes while crying like a fat, pumpkin-headed baby.

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Health Care Inanity Invades Nation’s Capital

September 16, 2009 – 2:16 pm

Forget that Max “The Face of The Death of Change” Baucus (D-Who gives a shit) unveiled his abominable health care “reform” bill today and consider this little 9-and-a-half minute ditty, courtesy of the intrepid Public Record and filmed at last Saturday’s 9/12 March For Idiocy in Washington, D.C., wherein the very people whose asinine beliefs [...]

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Pitino Press Conference UNCENSORED

August 26, 2009 – 4:41 pm

The reverse-psychology often employed by Bugs Bunny so rarely works outside of a cartoon setting, much less a sex scandal involving a hot-headed, high-profile college basketball coach and a woman who is, for all intents and purposes, quite possibly insane. Rick Pitino’s chastising of the media at his afternoon press conference attempted to do just that: [...]

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Live, From New York: It’s A Louisville Sex Scandal!!!!

August 14, 2009 – 11:34 am

So apparently Rick Pitino is in some trouble? Seriously: It’s a big deal! Big enough, in fact, to attract the attention of Rupert Murdoch’s personal refuse basin, The New York Post, as well as the New York Daily News, which people still read. The Post story is a thing of beauty, really: Transcribing nearly verbatim [...]

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Out of Sight, Out of (His) Mind, & Out to Pasture

July 28, 2009 – 5:41 pm

The simple fact is that I have not raised the funds necessary to run an effective campaign for the U.S. Senate … I will continue to do everything in my power to ensure that the United States remains true to the principles that have made this country a beacon of freedom and economic opportunity for [...]

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Tea Party Listserv Dying Slow Death?

July 22, 2009 – 4:15 pm

Although it now seems like ages ago, yr. pitiful blogwhore attended Louisville’s first Tea Party, wherein all manner of right-wing chicanery was on full display in the name of protesting the very taxes that made possible the communist-funded Jefferson Square park, where the protest was held. I signed up for the accompanying email list so [...]

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OMG! Mongiardo Didn’t Raise Gobs of Money!

July 15, 2009 – 9:55 pm

So you’ve heard by now that Daniel “Duh” Mongiardo has raised only $302,000 in this second quarter, which is, like, way less than Jack Conway, who raised eleventy-billion dollars from his network of out-of-state Communist financiers and assorted kitten smugglers.
There’s not really a whole lot to say about this (Mongiardo is inept, doomed, or both) [...]

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GOP Death Watch: Day 19,391

July 14, 2009 – 5:59 pm

… words, failing… spleen… (*cough*) ruptured… may day… may… dayyyyyyy…

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