Tag Archives: snark

Courier-Journal Shamelessly Promotes LEO

In what can only be the work of a dastardly, malfunctioning algorithm lurking about The Courier-Journal’s search indexing software, their website now includes results that direct you to their heathen rivals —  us! We are now so validated in our existence that we must dance:

TIME Magazine Loves Innuendo

Turns out Italian PM/creepy pedophile Silvio Berlusconi is, well, a creepy pedophile who just so happens to be the Prime Minister of Italy. That said, here’s that old lady’s rag, TIME Magazine, discovering that the optical phenomenon known as parallax can make you hip and snarky — but still a failing business model anyway.

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National Lampoon’s Mid-East Vacation

Wherein the part of Clark Griswold shall be played by Sen. Mitch McConnell, and Sens. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), John Barrasso (R-WY), and James Risch (R-ID) all take turns playing the obnoxious Randy Quaid-character. Their mission? To hunt down and kill Osama bin Laden with their bare, manicured hands!!!! No but seriously: they’re just going to [...]

Friday I’m In Love…

… with our awesomely ribald Congress (and most likely Sen. Kent Conrad’s wife):

(BTW: Since the GOP’s alternative “budget” doesn’t contain any numbers whatsoever, we can hopefully assume it’s got loads of Vicorian era nude lithographs!)

Yet Another Recession Meme: Coupons or Death

Sorry, no assless leather chaps-of-the-apocalypse or Sara Lee’s Soylent Green just yet — however, might we interest you in the best coupons this side of Armageddon? [If so, please leave your credit card/social security/blood type information in the comments section below and we'll get back with you...]
That’s right, fellow Recessionistas: WAVE-3’s ignoble “Coupon Club of [...]

Breakfast & Beshear (Redux)

Seems we can’t go very long before new information is released regarding our Governor and his breakfast plans. Apparently Beshear is scaling back the ostensibly lavish Derby Breakfast in Frankfort to better reflect these darkening economic times — to the tune of $200,000. (Link via the C-J)
While it’s always nice for the elected gentry in [...]

Like High School, Only Fatter

And older. And — as this stolen video first posted on PageOneKentucky illustrates — much, much more infantile.
What you just saw was Lexington Herald-Leader editorial columnist Larry Dale “Kentucky Curmudgeon” Keeling delivering a rhetorical “You don’t know me, biotch!” to KY Senate Pres. David Williams.
Eureka! How’s this for offsetting the state’s budget defecit: Why doesn’t [...]