Tag Archives: the innernette

Conway’s Pottymouth of Doom & Terror! (Part 2)

It looks like someone has already decided to craft a campaign ad splicing Jack Conway’s oh-so-shocking display of amoral, unborn-baby killing profanity with … scared children! A caveat: The only problems with this ad are (1) it suggests that a man who’s just started a family of his own is, somehow, terrifying to stock footage [...]

Disturbing Scene From Appalachia

As we approach that barbecue soaked, bile duct-loosening event known, colloquially, as the Fancy Farm Picnic & Oratory Thunderdome, one issue that will certainly be out in full force is mountaintop removal (MTR) mining. To postulate an obvious political equation: The current landscape in Democratic Primaryland dictates that supporters of the practice will likely be [...]

After Hiatus, Broken Sidewalk Returns

Our favorite Louisville real estate development news blog, BrokenSidewalk.com, hath returned. The site was put in the cooler for a few weeks while webmaster/founder Brandon Klayko undertook a relocation to New York City — yet it’s up and running again, along with a fresh redesign and a plethora of new contributors. Although there’s still plenty [...]

Paradoxes Already Rampant in 2010 Election

So I just read PageOne’s take on Jack Conway’s hideous and recently retracted Google ad, which appeared as though it had been designed by a four-year-old using MS paint with a broken mouse (because I know), yet, in true quantum-mechanical fashion, the observation has become as important as the observed object. Put another way, their [...]

Papa John’s Offers Virtual Fun, Pizza Too

Oftentimes I find myself posed with this dilemma: How can I find new and interesting ways to waste my life via that anarchic conduit we call ‘the innernette’ without wanting to share a bubble bath with my still-plugged-in desktop? The answer? Papa John’s Road Trip; it’s got everything you could possibly want from an absurdly [...]

Another One Tweets The Dust

Yes friends: Another young, hip democrat is utilizing The Twitter in Kentucky who isn‘t Jack Conway. Can you guess who it is? (Hint: Mongiardo isn’t young; external forces just make him appear that way. Also, the picture after the jump kind of gives it away) …

Attack of the Worms!

Egads! There’s an AP article hosted over at the C-J that portends total internet Armageddon tomorrow, which also happens to be April Fool’s Day. Although it could be a simple ploy to scare people back into the habit of reading newspapers, we’re going to assume it’s real. Here’s how it’s supposed to work: If your [...]

China Syndrome V 2.0

A spectre is haunting the innernette… the spectre of Chinese hackers!?! According to The New York Times, yes, that is in fact what is happening. And none of us are safe. That means you, your mother, the Dalai Lama — nobody. Although I think we can forgive the Chinese for their fascination with how many [...]

Online Town Hall Full Of Potheads

At least that was the gist of one question put to the Socialist Deity Barack Obama during his elitist cyber-only powwow (which just ended). Some stoner from the Superbud Chronicle-Dispatch or something raised his arm, bag of Doritos in hand, to ask the President if legalizing marijuana would be a logical step toward growing our [...]

No Sin Zone

Shortly before Bill O’Reilly became the celebrated megalomaniac that he is today, he penned a lurid sex-thriller titled “Those Who Trespass.” It’s like “The Da Vinci Code” meets “Clear & Present Danger” meets any Shannon Tweed film from the 80′s. In other words: It’ll kill your soul. By clicking on this link to the communist [...]