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The war you forgot about

March 28, 2011 – 11:45 am

While you were enjoying your regularly scheduled state-supported bread and circuses over the weekend, the filthy liberal publication known as Rolling Stone published a story about the state-supported killing spree otherwise known as “The War in Afghanistan.” RS reporter Mark Boal tells of U.S. soldiers killing teenage Afghani civilians for fun and collecting trophies from [...]

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“Happy” Veterans Day

November 11, 2010 – 2:14 pm

Before you go out and celebrate Veterans Day like the good little consuming patriot that you are, consider the following statement from Iraq Veterans Against The War: Fort Campbell, KY – November 11th, Veterans Day, Army Specialist Jeff Hanks will give a public statement revealing military health care rights abuses. Hanks, who has served in [...]

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“A Different Kind of War”

December 30, 2009 – 3:58 pm

That’s the name of a new report, written by a team of historians at the US Army’s Combat Studies Institute, which covers the early years (Oct. 2001 – Sept. 2005) of our flailing war in Afghanistan. Clocking in at over 400 pages, the report reveals that aside from knocking the Taliban out of power with [...]

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bin-Laden, USPS to Terrorize God-Fearing Mail (Again)

December 8, 2009 – 4:12 pm

Why are paranoid conservatives now telling you that your heathen, socialist mail should be BURNED? Because if you don’t burn your mail, decapitate it and expose it to direct sunlight, then you (1) hate the baby jesus and (2) are a freedom-hating terrorist asshole. And that is bad luck this time of year! Although we [...]

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Afghanistan? Escalation? Blackwater?

December 1, 2009 – 5:30 pm

Since you will be eagerly watching President Obama’s sales pitch for “Rambo 5: Cave Warriors” tonight, here is something you can do to pass the time: Pour a bottle of grain alcohol into an elevated catheter-type bag and connect it, via plastic tube, to your femoral artery. Within a matter of seconds, things like war and [...]

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Americans Resigned to Perpetual War

October 13, 2009 – 12:26 pm

Not like this should really come as a shock, but what can you do? We’re the home of the Biggie-sized meal, eleven different versions of “CSI,” and baseball stopped being interesting decades ago; why should our stomachs shrink when it comes to something actually exciting, like a war, which at least features explosions? From The Baltimore [...]

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