Tag Archives: Yum!

Yum! Brands Makes Empty Envrionmental Gesture

What? Just because the toilet water in that KFC bathroom is rain water run-off somehow offsets the vast, fossil-fuel dependent distribution system required to transport millions of unsustainably harvested mutant chickens to your thrice-stapled American stomach?
A KFC/Taco Bell co-branded store in Northampton, Mass., has been awarded LEED Gold certification, according to Yum Brands.
Leadership in Energy [...]

Kentucky Fried China

Earlier today we discovered that the Kentucky economy isn’t as bleak as we had assumed, and now we learn that Yum! Brands’ stock surged nearly 8% because CEO David Novak said the magic word “China” and PRESTO! another day-trader refrains from suicide. [The Courier-Journal]

Novak said Yum’s business in China, where the company has just over [...]

Kentucky Fried Sheep?

It could happen: Yum Brands (international purveyor of tacos, chicken, and incontinence) is buying $63 million worth of shares in something called Little Sheep Group Limited, which operates an Asian restaurant chain that’s based in Mongolia and serves food from “Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom.”
The following is from Business First; kind of makes [...]